December 2011
The fact that this post was originally going to be about how much chocolate milk I drank in the last few hours means I should probably go to sleep.
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
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student:
me: whoops
On the bright side, I’m almost done with my run of Skyrim.
I’ve finished the College of Winterhold and Companions storylines long ago, and have been steadily breaking through and doing sidequests before I even touch the Imperials or the main story quest. I also took down the Dark Brotherhood and completed the silly little Bard’s guild quests and I’m totally avoiding...
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I’ll continue to use Killing Floor, Pokemon Black, Audiosurf, Minecraft, and now Ultimate Marvel v Capcom 3 and Beat Hazard in case I ever need a change of pace though.
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My friend just gifted me Borderlands on Steam ugh
Not that I’m not appreciative but I still need to beat:
Starcraft 2
Harvest Moon: A Tale of Two Towns
Skyrim
Bastion
Fortune Street
before I even move on to:
Portal/Portal 2
Half Life 2
Catherine
and now Borderlands
And this is totally ignoring the fact that FFXIII-2 is being released at the end of next month and I guarantee that...
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Moms adventures with Pokémon Black :|
Me: Mom, what are you doing with my DS?
Mom: Playing this Pokémon Black game.
Me: Oh...Alright.
Mom: -15 minutes into game.- Really? They ALL had to take the first step together? Is that little faggot Bianca going to start spouting friendship speeches too, like that hoe in Yu-Gi-Oh?
Me: ...... :| MOM.
Mom: And why is that kids pants so tight? I don't want you cosplaying as him again.
Me: What does Cheren have-
Mom: And who is this faggot? Green hair? OH, AND HIS NAME IS N, WHAT IS THIS, DEATH NOTE.
Me: MOM. GIVE ME BACK MY DS. D8
Mom: No, I'm playing a game. Omg.
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Now that I’m 18 and have a disposable income, I’m allowed to play poker with the older gents in my family hehe
Usually it’s my dad that takes the cake but I discovered his tell really early. He bets high when he tries to bluff in order to scare people out of the deal, but when he actually has something, he bets low
The nice part about this is that since he knew everyone...
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I thought I would have enough room for a new collection (lol) when I went to college but my desk drawers are already at capacity with textbooks
Also, even if I did buy a Kindle Fire, as far as textbooks go, I would still rather buy a hard copy since I can usually sell them back at about 3/5 of the price. You don’t have to worry about books that are useful for more than a single semester...
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I bought books for a pretty long time until I started running out of space in my bookcase. And my cabinets. And my closet…
So that’s about when I just started reading books digitally.
It was really hard for me to get used to at first, but after a couple days, I got into the groove of it. Plus it was nice never having to carry anything extra around and just my phone.
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I’ve been reading books on my phone (Samsung Fascinate, Droid Incredible 2, and now the iPhone 4S) for about 2-3 years now, and I think I’m finally getting fed up with reading on such a small screen.
Should I get a Kindle Fire?
Why do bad decisions make such great stories ugh
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It kind of disgusts me me that I can shut off my alarm clock eyes closed when it’s like 3 feet away but I have trouble remembering where I put my house keys
It’s been over five years and I still haven’t switched to Blu-ray
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danielulz replied to your post: The only reason I even got Steam was because…
Ugh I was going to get Dead Island the other day but no one had it so I said fuck it and now everyone has it. Also, play Killing Floor with me some time.
YO. I had it since it came out, basically. We could have been playing it for miles, man. And sure thing, just tell me when you see me online and stuff.
The only reason I even got Steam was because Portal was out for free :’)
It was literally the only game I had on there up until this year when I got Killing Floor and Dead Island
My roommate, man
It’s cool I’ll just consider it another game for me to play during next year’s game drought
I can’t tell if learning cursive was really necessary or not
I type all my essays and cursive takes too much time for it to be my signature sooo
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Guess who got a 4.0 his first semester :B
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My sideburns were once magnificent
majestic even!
But then I tried to sculpt them a little bit because some of the stray hairs were annoying and now they honestly look pretty shitty!
I don’t know whether to just shave them a new level or try to meticulously shape them to my liking or WHAT anymore
exinspired:
RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN...
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