February 2012
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I find it really friggin annoying that I can’t find solace in my own room. I can’t wait for that to change next semester.
Me: Mom I'm getting married!
Mom: Cool which game?
Me:
Mom:
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Mom:
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Mom:
Me: ......Harvest Moon
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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stultifyandstupefy:
derpes:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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